Gentlemen Prefer Ponds - Escot - The natural place for a great day out in Devon

Gentlemen Prefer Ponds

On winter nights you sit indoors and wish you had a wand
To conjure up your fantasy, that longed-for garden pond.
Well now it's time to carry out that New Year's resolution,
So come to Escot where you'll find that we've got your solution.

So if your garden needs a pond, let Escot grant your wish.
We'll plan it, build it, plant it out and fill it full o' fish.
In later years the Escot team will give you good advice
And help you with the maintenance to keep it looking nice.

We give a service none can beat, at prices you'll afford.
It's earned us our proud accolade, our national award.
Our Escot ponds are far and wide - from Delabole to Durham,
So why not have one, then you'll see - why gentlemen prefer 'em!

And once it's built you'll settle down to peer through poolside fronds,
No time for TV soaps and such, you'll much prefer your pond!
The summers will be full of joy, no hint of hit or miss:
A chair, a drink, a book, a pond - that's horticultural bliss!

ESCOT Aquatic Centre - the Natural place to leap into ponds